Working at an airline ticket counter, Jim pulled up a passenger’s reservation that showed his name as „Cole, Pheven.”

„I’d like to be certain our information is correct,” I said to him. „What is your first name?”

„It’s Stephen,” he replied. „I hope the reservation agent got it right. I told him it’s spelled with a ph.”

Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed. Soon after takeoff, the blonde man called a stewardess to his seat and said, „I have a live grenade in my pocket. I’ll blow up the plane if you do not divert to Cairo.”

Perplexed, the stewardess said, „But, sir. This is TWA flight 1219 to Cairo.”

„Damn!” replied the blonde passenger, „I got on the wrong plane.”

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