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Magician’s Family
"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. "He's a magician, Ma'am," said Little Johnny. "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" she asked. "He saws people in half," answered …
Broken Clock
A blonde called in a repairman to fix her electric clock. He examined it and told her, "There's nothing wrong with the clock. You didn't have it plugged in." She replied, "I don't want to waste electricity, so …
Wife’s Law
Aubrey Meek was brought before the court on the charge of refusing to obey a police officer. "Why did you refuse to move on when asked to do so by the officer?" the judge inquired, obviously wondering what …
Rehearsal Dinner
Little Joel was tired of hearing about his sister's up-coming wedding. The whole thing bored him, and the final straw came when we began discussing the rehearsal dinner. "That does it!" he exclaimed. "Now you've really gone overboard!" …