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Flowers
John walked into a flower shop. “I’d like some flowers please.” “Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?” He shrugs, “Well, I’m not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh...” “Perhaps I could help. What exactly have …
Onboard Ship
A Navy officer was cutting through the crew's quarters of his ship one day and happened upon a sailor reading a magazine with his feet up on the small table in front of him. "Sailor! Do you put …
Echipa de reparaţii
Când se strică un pod, nu-i timp de pierdut :))
Drummer
A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I'd like to look at …
