Umor
Câinii nu au voie pe plajă
Dar să aibă lesă şi să le aduni nevoile :))
Aproape pescuit
Adică peştele e în undiţă, dar nu e scos din apă? :))
Married
A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?" "Yes, sir, once," said the witness in a low voice. "Whom did you marry?" "Well, a woman." The lawyer said angrily, …
Intri pe propria răspundere
Totul până la vafe - inacceptabil! :))
Funeral
A lawyer attended the funeral of a rich man. A friend, arriving late, took a seat beside him and whispered, "How far has the service gone?" The lawyer nodded toward the clergyman in the pulpit and whispered back, …
Parcare cu limită de timp
Un fel elegant de a spune: "Nu fi porc!" :))
Reward or Punishment
A famous rabbi died and his adoring followers prayed to God to have just a glimpse of him in heaven. Their wish was granted, but to their horror, they saw him with a beautiful blonde on his lap. …
