Time Management
The synagogue wanted to help their congregation cope better with the stresses of modern life, and decided to offer a course in Time Management. Soon after the course was announced, a member telephoned the Rabbi. "What time does …
Categorie
Umor
Reciclarea hârtiei
Şi cel care a scris ar trebui trimis la reciclare :)
Pe nevăzute?
Chiar nu vede nimeni cât de ridicolă e denumirea?! :)
Comforting
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?" He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very …
Shower or Tub
When Suzy and John went down to the Georgia coast, they decided to stay in one of those quaint little bed & breakfasts. The clerk asked them if they wanted a room with a shower or a tub. …
Centura de asteroizi
O fi un fel de atenţionare că sunt pietroaie?! :))
Perfect Condition
Doctor: "Madame, I'd like to give you a thorough examination. Please take off all your clothes." Patient: "But doctor, I only stopped by for the blood test results. Dr. Johnson found me in perfect condition just yesterday." Doctor: …