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A Direct Question
A lawyer says to a witness on the stand: "Now, sir, did you, or did you not, on the date in question or at any time, say to the defendant or anyone else that the statement imputed to …
Watering the Plants
During a tour at the Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum, a New York City woman mentioned that she was raising a type of cactus in a pot on her apartment balcony. Another tourist asked her how she kept from watering …
Taste in Socks
The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient. "You say you're here," he inquired, "because your family is worried about your taste in socks?" "That's correct," muttered the patient. "I like wool socks." "But that's perfectly normal," replied the …
Alcoolul nu-ţi rezolvă problemele
D-asta lactobarurile n-au mare succes :)
Instrucţiuni de întreţinere
"În salată de varză" - pentru parfum? :D
