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Cleaning Service
The featured guest on a local radio talk show was a woman who owned a home-cleaning service. After she described what her clients could expect, the program's telephone lines were opened to the audience. The first caller struck …
Surprize în magazin
De exemplu, poţi avea surpriza să rămâi fără portofel :)
Zona de exerciţii pentru câini
Ca să ştie şi ei, dacă vin singuri :)
Panhandler
A panhandling bum is walking along in the theater district just around matinee time. The streets are crowded with people rushing to get in to their shows. The bum sees a well dressed man walking along and goes …
Keep Husband in Line
The weeping wife poured out her heart to the eminent marriage counselor. "Isn't there some way -without turning into a nag- that I can keep my husband in line?" The counselor scowled. "Young lady," he said, "your husband …
He doesn’t like men
A female truck driver decided to buy herself a big dog for protection while she was on the road. She went to the local animal shelter and asked about one particularly large and fierce-looking dog and the attendant …