Mousepad
In a computer shop: Customer: "I'd like a mousepad, please." Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety." Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?"
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Life after Death
“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir,” the clerk replied. “That’s good,” the boss said. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in …
Bucuros de cunoştinţă
Asta înseamnă să fii cu adevărat atent la ce se spune :))
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed. Soon after takeoff, the blonde man called a stewardess to his seat and said, "I have a live grenade …
Sheep
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?" "None," answered little Norman. "None? Norman, you …