Umor
Magazin pentru pasionaţi
Cei doi care ies pe uşă or avea acelaşi hobby? :D
Pisică de pază
O fi făcut parte din Legiunea Străină sau aşa ceva :)
Voices
Old man Murray goes to the doctor with a very worried look on his face. "Doctor," he says, "you've got to help me. Do you remember those voices in my head I always complain about?" "Yes," the doctor …
Boring
Mary: I can't believe how boring my life has become. Jill: What do you mean? Mary: The only time I hear myself say, "I'm coming" is when I'm trying to tell my cat I'm getting his food ready!
Fără băuturi alcoolice
Sunt nişte păsărele pe acolo care abia aşteaptă :)
Little Johnny’s Turtle
"Mommy, my turtle is dead," Little Johnny sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. The mother kissed him on the head, then said, "That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, …