28 sept.
A lawyer was trying to console a weeping widow. Her husband had passed away without a will. „Did the deceased have any last words?” asked the lawyer.
„You mean right before he died?” sobbed the widow.
„Yes,” replied the lawyer. „They might be helpful if it’s not too painful for you to recall.”
„Well,” she began, „he said ‘Don’t try to scare me! You couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with that gun.'”
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26 sept.
De pus la inimă 
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24 sept.
Când sunt de blocat roţi, n-are mamă, n-are tată 
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21 sept.
Myrddin finally comes out of the closet and admits to Bill that he is gay. Bill says, „You’re a homosexual? Are you seeing a psychiatrist?”
„No,” Myrddin said, „I’m seeing a lieutenant in the army.”
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