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Opposites Attract
"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earth did you get married?" "I suppose it was the old business of 'opposites attract'," was the reply. …
Husband Coming Home
A husband had just arrived home from a six-month tour of duty. The husband closed the front door and immediately he and his wife were furiously making love upstairs when, suddenly, the wind slammed a door shut somewhere …
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Travel & Sex
A guy walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?" She said, "Do you like sex?" He said, "Of course I like sex." She said, "Do …
Late for Work
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused …