Arhiva categoriei 'Umor'

04 ian.

Health or Wealth

Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack’s Last Will and Testament.

„To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars. To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the Jaguar. To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and $250,000. And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my treadmill.”

04 ian.

Bărbaţi de care nu te poţi lipsi

Nişte pufoşenii :))

03 ian.

Încuiaţi maşina

Mai bine o laşi slobodă, să se bucure şi ea de libertate :))

02 ian.

Cocktail

Fără coadă :D

01 ian.

Linişte şi disciplină

„Nu vă zbenguiţi în cartofi” :))

31 dec.

Ieşirea finală

De acolo nu mai ieşi :)

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