Fortune Teller
An idiot goes to a fortune teller who says, "For 20 dollars, I'll read your future. You can ask three questions." "About what?" "About anything," she says. "Isn't 20 dollars a lot of money?" "Not too much. Now …
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Yellow Canaries
A lady went to a pet shop. "I'd like to buy two yellow canaries," she told the owner. "Sorry, lady, we don't have any canaries, but we have these," the owner said, as he showed the lady some …
Muzeul maşinilor de spălat
Mai bagi o rufă-n exponat, mai faci un schimb de impresii... :))
Instrucţiuni de utilizare
Să mai zică cineva că nu-şi cunosc clienţii... :)) :))
Getting It Right
A boy was writing something, and he asked his dad, "Is it 'negger' or 'nigger'?" His dad said, "NO! Neither of those is right! If you must use something like that, use ‘Negro’." The daddy went to where …
Ieşire cu bucluc
Doar că "knob" transformat în verb nu înseamnă ce cred ei :D
Fat Farm
Did you hear about the lady who went to the fat farm and discovered the program really worked? The first day alone she was $500 lighter.