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Egyptian Artifacts
A tourist was at a bazaar on one of Cairo's side streets, and saw a skull being exhibited. She asked the proprietor about it. He told her it was the authentic skull of Cleopatra. Alongside that skull was …
Podul
Poemul despre el este o capodoperă, ne dăm seama din titlu :)
Începe şcoala
Veţi fi asimilaţi - unii mai devreme, alţii mai târziu :))
Wrong Side
This guy is going through a nasty divorce. One night he's sitting at a bar getting plastered. Suddenly he raises his head, looks over his LEFT shoulder and yells, "You women are all bitches!" then goes back to …
Artiştii ceramişti
Dacă pun oamenii mână de la mână, au şi ei bani de cafea sau cum? :)
Hard On
A young camper at summer camp asked the chaplain if "hard on" was hyphenated. The chaplain replies, "What in heaven's name are you writing home about?" The young boy says, "I'm telling Mom and Dad about the project …
G-Spot
Bill and Doug were having a drink at the bar and Bill says, "I found my wife's G-spot". Doug says, "Oh yeah?" Bill replies, "Yep - my neighbor had it."