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Blonde Driving Test
A blonde is taking the driving portion of her driver's license exam. She handles most of the maneuvers quite well. She has a little trouble parallel parking, however, and winds up a couple of feet from the curb. …
Dead Uncle
"Do you mean to tell me your whole family was shocked and surprised when your ninety-five-year-old uncle died?" Bill asked Doug. "That's right." Doug said. "But if he was ninety-five years old, why was everybody surprised?" Bill asked. …
Chopsticks
A man lunching at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said, "Chopsticks were provided only on request." "But," the man countered, "if you gave your …