Lucian Velea
Sheep
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?" "None," answered little Norman. "None? Norman, you …
Grija pentru împiedicare
În ziua de azi, oamenilor nu le mai pasă :)
Tough
When the waitress came to work, the manager met her at the door. "Look," he said, "I want you to put on your cutest uniform, fix your hair lovely, see that your makeup is on neat and walk …
Umor rutier
"Ce număr are autovehiculul care a depăşit viteza legală?"
Cutii
Dar ce te faci cu pisicile care vor cu disperare în cutie? :)
Poor Pastor
A new member of a church is talking to the Pastor: "You have such a small congregation. How can they afford to pay you?" The Pastor said, "Well, I only earn $60 a week." The man is dumbfounded. …
track, tract
Ca substantiv, "track" este o serie de urme lăsate de trecerea cuiva ori a ceva, plus tot felul de derivate din asta: cale (inclusiv cale ferată), potecă, dâră, rută, pistă etc. Substantivul "tract" se pronunţă asemănător. Uneori, chiar …