Lucian Velea
Little Johnny’s Turtle
"Mommy, my turtle is dead," Little Johnny sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. The mother kissed him on the head, then said, "That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, …
Make-up Sex
Mary: One time my ex and I had hardly finished fighting, when I inadvertently started another argument. Jill: What happened? Mary: Well, my ex suggested I might enjoy some "make-up sex", and I innocently asked, "Does it have …
Paris Airport
An elder American absent mindedly arrived at French customs at Paris airport and fumbled for his passport. "You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically. The ancient Yank admitted that he had been to …
Little Johnny’s Homework
"Little Johnny, did your mother help you with your homework last night?" the teacher asked. "No, she did it all," he replied.