Lucian Velea
Driving Lesson
Elizabeth was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving lesson. As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor said, "Turn left here, and don't forget to let the people behind you know …
Hungry Dog
A guest at dinner noticed the small family dog looking hungrily at every bite she took. Finally she took a small piece of meat from her plate and held it up for him. "Speak!" she said to the …
Magazin pentru îmbunătăţiri casnice
Dacă nu-şi repară firma, par să strice case :D
Pentru utilizatori de energie responsabili
Dar pentru apostrof cine este responsabil? :D
Fresh Fish
Frieda had just finished her fish dinner. She was, however, not at all happy with it, so she called over the waiter. "I've tasted fresher fish," said Frieda. "Not in here," replied the waiter.
Hearing Confessions
A priest was given the job of hearing the confessions for an order of monks. The priest returned to his parish that night and complained to one of the nuns about how long each of the monks took …