24 iun.
Problemă de căminist
Ce s-ar face fără prieteni?! 
Lucian Velea
17 iun.
Paratrooper
Just before a soldier made his first parachute jump, his sergeant reminded him, “Count to ten and pull the first rip cord. If it snarls, pull the second rip cord for the auxiliary chute. After you land, our truck will pick you up.”
The paratrooper took a deep breath and jumped. He counted to ten and pulled the first cord. Nothing happened. He pulled the second cord. Again, nothing happened. As he careened crazily earthward, he said to himself, “Damn. Nothing’s going right. Now I’ll bet that damn truck won’t be there either!”