Lucian Velea
Dessert
As dessert was served to the visiting pastor, the hostess apologized for not having any cheese to go with the apple pie. Hearing this, her little son slipped down from his chair and left the room, then returned …
Cursuri de limba engleză - limbaj general sau pentru afaceri
Pentru cei care doresc învăţarea sau perfecţionarea limbii engleze, Centrul de Limbi Străine A_BEST din Bucureşti oferă o gamă largă de cursuri: in-house / open - limbaj general / pentru afaceri (individuale, în pereche, mini-grupă, la sediul A_BEST …
Feed the Baby
A young lad was out with his dad in the park when he spotted a woman about to breastfeed her baby. She unbuttoned her blouse, rolled out a very large breast and popped the rosy nipple into the …
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
Proverbul "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" ("O pasăre în mână valorează cât două din tufiş") are rădăcini vechi, medievale. După unele păreri, provine de pe vremea vânătorii cu şoimi, când pasărea din …
Am nevoie de un viitor
Dacă doar atât poate "artistul", bine punctat :))
First Week of School
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write - and they won't let me talk!"
