Expired Hunting License
The game warden stopped a deer hunter and asked to see his hunting license. "This is last year's license," the warden informed him. "I know," said the hunter, "but I shouldn't need a new license, I am only …
Autor
Lucian Velea
Funeral
A fine funeral was ordered for a woman who had henpecked her husband, driven her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at the slightest opportunity, and even made neurotics of the cat and dog with her explosive …
Pericol de moarte
Chiar dacă greşeala de ortografie din denumirea locului nu e fatală :)
Soluţia ca să nu se apropie nimeni de gard
"Vopsea care nu se usucă" :)
Allotments
A woman, married to a Navy Pilot, inquired about an increase in their monthly allotment for living quarters, because rents near the Station where he was based were so high. She received the following letter back: "Class Q …
Music Lover
After dinner one evening a rancher's wife was entertaining their house guest by playing the piano. At one point she turned to the visitor and said, "I understand you love music." "Yes," murmured the guest politely. "But never …