Chopsticks
A man lunching at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said, "Chopsticks were provided only on request." "But," the man countered, "if you gave your …
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Lucian Velea
Fortune Teller
An idiot goes to a fortune teller who says, "For 20 dollars, I'll read your future. You can ask three questions." "About what?" "About anything," she says. "Isn't 20 dollars a lot of money?" "Not too much. Now …
Yellow Canaries
A lady went to a pet shop. "I'd like to buy two yellow canaries," she told the owner. "Sorry, lady, we don't have any canaries, but we have these," the owner said, as he showed the lady some …
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Mai bagi o rufă-n exponat, mai faci un schimb de impresii... :))
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Să mai zică cineva că nu-şi cunosc clienţii... :)) :))
Getting It Right
A boy was writing something, and he asked his dad, "Is it 'negger' or 'nigger'?" His dad said, "NO! Neither of those is right! If you must use something like that, use ‘Negro’." The daddy went to where …