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Lucian Velea
Finding the Car
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck …
Blonde Driving Test
A blonde is taking the driving portion of her driver's license exam. She handles most of the maneuvers quite well. She has a little trouble parallel parking, however, and winds up a couple of feet from the curb. …
Dead Uncle
"Do you mean to tell me your whole family was shocked and surprised when your ninety-five-year-old uncle died?" Bill asked Doug. "That's right." Doug said. "But if he was ninety-five years old, why was everybody surprised?" Bill asked. …