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Lucian Velea
16 iun.
Make-up Sex
Mary: One time my ex and I had hardly finished fighting, when I inadvertently started another argument.
Jill: What happened?
Mary: Well, my ex suggested I might enjoy some „make-up sex”, and I innocently asked, „Does it have to be with you?”