Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren’t getting enough excitement so they decided to run naked past Jim & Tom’s room. Later that night they did just that.

Jim looked at Tom and said, „Did you see that? What were Nancy & Betty wearing?”

„I don’t know, but whatever it was, it sure needed ironing.”

A woman goes to the police station to report that her husband was missing. „Can you give me a description of him?” asked the officer.

„He’s short and bald and skinny and wrinkled and wears dentures,” answered the woman. „Come to think of it, most of him was missing before he was.”