Frieda had just finished her fish dinner. She was, however, not at all happy with it, so she called over the waiter. „I’ve tasted fresher fish,” said Frieda.

„Not in here,” replied the waiter.

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A man lunching at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why.

The waiter said, „Chopsticks were provided only on request.”

„But,” the man countered, „if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn’t have to pay someone to wash all the forks.”

„True,” the waiter shot back, „but we would have to hire three more people to clean up Big American Mess.”

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Two diners at an inn are shocked to see on the menu a dish of „hickory-smoked possum jowls in pancake syrup.” They summon a waiter to complain.

Their waiter looks at the menu. Then he flings it down and yells to the owner in the kitchen, „Hey, the dammed printers forgot to translate the menu into French again!”