For the „Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology,” researchers spent a considerable amount of research funds and claim to have found that birth control pills give women’s voices a more pleasant sound.

Of course any idiot could have told them that, because men always think it’s more pleasant to hear „Yes,” than „No.”

Epitaful perfect

Old man Murray goes to the doctor with a very worried look on his face. „Doctor,” he says, „you’ve got to help me. Do you remember those voices in my head I always complain about?”

„Yes,” the doctor replies.

„Well, they’ve suddenly gone away,” Murray says.

„So what’s the problem?”

„I think I’m going deaf.”

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