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An old geezer was watching television when he screamed to his wife, „Git in here right now. You won’t believe the perverted thing they’re showing on TV.”

His wife took one look, then said, „Put your glasses on, you old goat. That’s just Castro eating a banana.”

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After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell asleep and spent the night in the chair. His wife woke him in the morning. „It’s twenty to seven,” she called.

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A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. „Do you watch much television here?”

„Only the daytime shows,” the inmate said. „At night we’re locked in our cells and don’t see any television.”

„That’s too bad,” the reporter said, „But I do think it is nice that the warden lets you watch it in the daytime.”

„What do you mean, nice?” the inmate said. „That’s part of the punishment.”

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