Vocabular vizual

Mary: John said those three wonderful words last night!

Jill: Oh, do you mean he told you he loved you?

Mary: Heavens no! He said, „You look skinny.”

A woman goes to the police station to report that her husband was missing. „Can you give me a description of him?” asked the officer.

„He’s short and bald and skinny and wrinkled and wears dentures,” answered the woman. „Come to think of it, most of him was missing before he was.”