Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. „I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE… I PRAY FOR A NEW GAME CONSOLE… I PRAY FOR A NEW SNEAKERS…”

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, „Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.” To which the little brother replied, „No, but Gramma is!”

Several women were visiting elderly Mrs. Diamond who was very ill. After a while, they rose to leave and told her, „Esther, we will keep you in our prayers.”

„Just wash the dishes in the kitchen,” the ailing woman said, „I can do my own praying.”