Cu plasmă?

Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take their orders. “And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?”

The first vampire said, “I’ll have a mug of blood.”

The second vampire said, “I’ll have a mug of blood.”

The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, “I’ll have a glass of plasma.”

The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the bartender, “Two bloods and a blood light”.

Definiţie, expresii şi exemplificări prin propoziţii

Editorii dicţionarelor „American Heritage” au publicat „100 Words That All High School Graduates — And Their Parents — Should Know” („100 de cuvinte pe care toţi absolvenţii de liceu — şi părinţii lor — ar trebui să le ştie”).

Steven Kleinedler, senior editor, a declarat: „Cuvintele pe care le propunem nu se doresc a fi o listă exhaustivă, ci un test prin care absolvenţii şi părinţii lor îşi pot măsura cunoştinţele. Dacă eşti capabil să foloseşti corect aceste cuvinte, este foarte probabil să ai o bună stăpânire a limbii.”

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