A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.

The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. „What the heck are you doing?” he asks the drunk.

„I’m looking for my car, and I can’t find it.”

„So how does feeling the roof help you?” he asked the drunk.

„Well,” the drunk replied. „MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!!”

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While walking through a parking lot, a man tripped and fell flat on his face. As he was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, „Are you hurt?”

„No, I’m fine,” he said, touched by her concern.

„Oh, good,” she continued. „So will you be vacating your parking space now?”

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Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good time and ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attractive young man named Johnny who he talks to all evening. When the night comes to an end Johnny invites him over to his place.

They get in Johnny’s car, a pink stretch Cadillac, and proceed to leave the parking lot. Yet Bob is quite concerned when Johnny repeatedly smashes into parked cars as they are leaving the lot. Once they reach Johnny’s place, again Johnny looks around and proceeds to smash into parked cars as he’s parking his.

As they got out of the car Johnny asked, „So Bob, do you like my feminine side?”

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