Conversaţie la telefon cu dispecerul de serviciu

A man started to snore in his seat at the opera. „Please stop your snoring,” the usher pleaded. „You are disturbing the others…”

„Look, buddy,” the man said angrily, „I paid for this seat and I’ll do whatever I want!”

„Yes, sir,” replied the usher. „But please be considerate… you are keeping everybody awake!”