18 ian.
A German, a Frenchman, and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve strolling in the Garden of Eden.
„Look at their reserve, their stoicism,” muses the German. „They must be German.”
„Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. „They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, the are French.”
„No clothes, no shelter.” The Russian points out, „they only have an apple to eat, and they’re being told this is paradise. They are Russian!”
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20 oct.
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren’t getting enough excitement so they decided to run naked past Jim & Tom’s room. Later that night they did just that.
Jim looked at Tom and said, „Did you see that? What were Nancy & Betty wearing?”
„I don’t know, but whatever it was, it sure needed ironing.”
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06 iun.
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