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A father asked his 8-year-old son just what he thought he did to earn a weekly allowance.

“Well, for one thing,” replied the lad, “I keep your wife occupied all day.”

A young lad was out with his dad in the park when he spotted a woman about to breastfeed her baby. She unbuttoned her blouse, rolled out a very large breast and popped the rosy nipple into the child’s mouth.

„Dad! What’s that woman doing to that baby?” the lad asked.

„Relax, mate. She’s just feeding him,” the father replied.

„Get outta here!” the boy, exclaimed. „There’s no way he’ll eat all of that!”