Doctor: „I’m afraid I have some good news and some bad news, Miss Hottwot.”

Miss Hottwot: „Well, give me the good news first, Doc.”

Doctor: „Your lab tests came back today, and your crabs are all gone.”

Miss Hottwot: Gee, that’s great! But what’s the bad news?”

Doctor: „We don’t know what killed them.”

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