Bicycle Salesman
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. „Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on a cow,” said the farmer.
„Ah,” replied the salesman, „but think how silly you’d look riding around on a cow.”
„Harumph!” retorted the farmer. „Not near as silly as I’d look trying to milk a bicycle!”