An old fellow was snoozing away contentedly when he was startled awake by the doorbell. He staggered off the couch to make his way to the door. There stood a gorgeous young woman.

„Oh my goodness,” the pretty young thing exclaimed, „I’m at the wrong house.”

„Sweetheart, you’re at the right house,” the old guy assured her. „But you’re forty years too late.”

The family had spent the day moving from their farmhouse into a new apartment house in town. Very early the next morning, the 4 year-old ran into their bedroom to wake them up. Mom dressed him and told him to play in the yard and let them rest for a while longer.

About 20 minutes later, he came running back.

„Mommy, Mommy,” he exclaimed, „Everybody has doorbells…. and they all work!”

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices our Little Johnny trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, Little Johnny is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.

After watching Little Johnny efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy’s position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring. Crouching down to the child’s level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, „And now what, my little man?”

To which Little Johnny replies, „Now we run!”