This guy is going through a nasty divorce. One night he’s sitting at a bar getting plastered. Suddenly he raises his head, looks over his LEFT shoulder and yells, „You women are all bitches!” then goes back to staring into his drink.

Five minutes later he raises his head looks over his RIGHT shoulder and yells, „You women are all whores!”

To that a women stands up and says, „I am not a whore!”

The guy keeps looking at his glass and says, „Then get over to the other side.”

Varianta pentru începători a acestui exerciţiu de dicţie este:

Three witches watch three Swatch watches.
Which witch watches which Swatch watch?

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