The weary holiday traveler looked in disbelief at a bunch of mistletoe hanging above the luggage check-in center…

Turning to the attendant he asked, “OK, I give up. Why is the mistletoe there above the luggage scale?”

“So you can kiss your luggage goodbye.”

Nimeni n-ar vrea un plin fără să plătească

On a flight home after a business trip, Bill was waiting for his meal. By the time the attendant reached his seat, only one dinner remained on her cart. Nonetheless, she followed routine by asking, „Steak or chicken?”

Bill stared at the dinner for some time before responding, „Okay, I give up. Which is it?”