Jill: I read that vigorous, long-lasting sex can cause amnesia.
Mary: Is that right?
Jill: Is what right? I’m sorry. What were we talking about?

The manager of a superstore was making mad passionate love to his secretary on his office desk, when unexpectedly, in walked the managing director of the company.

„Do you know who I am?” bellowed the MD.

The manager stopped what he was doing, turned round, stared at the MD, and sharply replied: „I don’t freakin’ believe it! You’re the third bloke this week that’s walked into my office suffering from amnesia!”