A gentile once wandered into a restaurant and ordered roast chicken. It arrived complete with potatoes and a few sundries, and the diner looked at it without much favor. He said to the waiter, „Don’t I get a green vegetable?”
And the waiter said, „And what color is the pickle? Purple?”
John calls Jill from work and says he will be home by 5 PM and hopes that dinner will be on the table when he gets there.
He arrives home and enters the kitchen and sees a package of pasta, jar of sauce, and can of vegetables on the kitchen table. „Jill, I specifically called you from work to let you know when I would be home. Where is my dinner?”
„Dinner IS on the table, John. It’s just not prepared.”
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