salesman
Fit
A very large woman walks into a department store and asks a salesman, "Do you have anything I could fit into?" "Well," the man says, "I think I could fit you into that elevator."
Boater Gift
While at a marine-supply store stocking up on equipment for his boat, Jim also purchased an inflatable life preserver. "It was my wife's idea," he explained to the grizzled salesman at the counter. "She's buying it for me …
Salesmanship
John applied for a job as an insurance salesman. Where the form requested "prior experience," he wrote "lifeguard." That was it. Nothing else. "We're looking for someone who can not only sell insurance, but who can sell himself …
Bicycle Salesman
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. "Shucks, I'd sooner spend my money on a cow," said the farmer. "Ah," replied the salesman, "but think how …
Half of Your Work
A salesman came to Bill's door, selling books. Now Bill's wife is at work and Bill is usually the one who does most of the house chores. Well, Bill answered the door wearing his apron and the salesman …
