A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, „Have you ever been married?”
„Yes, sir, once,” said the witness in a low voice.
„Whom did you marry?”
„Well, a woman.”
The lawyer said angrily, „Of course you married a woman! Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?”
And the witness said meekly, „My sister did.”
The young suitor was determined to win the heart of the girl he wanted to marry, in spite of her rejection of his proposals a number of times.
He began what can only be called a „Campaigning” and sent her a small token of his affection every day for a month to her house.
The plan was successful too — the young lady fell in love with, and married, the UPS delivery man.
Sarah: I’ve been asked to get married hundreds of times.
Miriam (surprised): Really?! By whom?
Sarah: My parents.
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