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Opposites Attract
"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earth did you get married?" "I suppose it was the old business of 'opposites attract'," was the reply. …
Mean Mother
Little Sam was out shopping with his mother, something he didn't like very much. But when they passed a toy store, Sam came to life. He saw a new toy in the window that he didn't have but …
Bloodwork
Mary: I had to go again today to have bloodwork done. Jill: Oh, I hate that! Mary: I do too, but I try to make jokes about it. When the technician says, "You'll feel a little prick," I …
Chatting Minister
At a church event, our minister stood chatting with a young couple, thinking he had recently christened their baby. "So, are you two finally getting some sleep at night?" he asked. With their stuttering reply, he realized his …
Married
A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?" "Yes, sir, once," said the witness in a low voice. "Whom did you marry?" "Well, a woman." The lawyer said angrily, …
Young Suitor
The young suitor was determined to win the heart of the girl he wanted to marry, in spite of her rejection of his proposals a number of times. He began what can only be called a "Campaigning" and …
Asked to Get Married
Sarah: I've been asked to get married hundreds of times. Miriam (surprised): Really?! By whom? Sarah: My parents.
Bible Study Group
A man was being proselytized by group of friends. "Come join our study group. We want to discuss mankind's relationship to God." "I'm married, I learned long ago that my opinions don't matter." "But, when you die, will …
Married
Jim: "I'm a man of few words." Bill: "Yeah, I'm married, too."
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