Dead Husband
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how the other's husband was doing. "Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to …
Etichetă
dead
Little Johnny’s Turtle
"Mommy, my turtle is dead," Little Johnny sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. The mother kissed him on the head, then said, "That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, …
Living or Dead
An executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would …
Breaking news
Ar fi fost o ştire epocală dacă morţii erau găsiţi vii :D
Buried Husband
Nina met Rosey at the grocery store one day. Nina sympathetically said, "Oh, Rosey, I was so sorry to hear that you buried your husband the other day." Rosey replied, "I had to, he was dead."
English Words Song
Cântecel care reliefează mai multe dificultăţi de citire în limba engleză
the quick and the dead
La prima vedere, expresia "the quick and the dead" pare uşor de tradus. Nu prea are sens, dar mulţi consideră că sună bine, atribuindu-i chiar valenţe poetice. De fapt, este o expresie banală, dar ieşită din uz. La …