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Fight
John got in a fight with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." John said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" John said, "Well, you won't be …
Kiss
One evening, Aspazia drew her husband, Myrddin’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How loving they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?” she asked. …
Dad was Gone
As the father of five young children, Jim commented at the dinner table one evening that they hadn't missed him while he was away on a two-week business trip. But his six-year-old daughter explained, "That's because Mommy never …