24 nov.

Fight

John got in a fight with a really big guy, and he said, „I’m going to mop the floor with your face.”

John said, „You’ll be sorry.”

He said, „Oh, yeah? Why?”

John said, „Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”

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