Arhiva categoriei 'Umor'

18 mai

Zona de bălăceală

Dacă ai fundu’ mare :)

splatter zone

17 mai

O privelişte minunată

Să mori, nu alta! :D

suicide point

16 mai

E femeie

Profa’, ce zici, e bun răspunsul? :D

woman

13 mai

Blind Date

After being with her all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, „I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.”

„Thank heavens,” his date replied. „If yours hadn’t, mine would have had to!”

13 mai

Pentru că trebuia să scrie ceva pe zid

Nici că se putea spune mai bine :))

blah blah

12 mai

Nebunii cer respect

Totuşi, n-au citit suficiente cursuri de limba engleză :)

reading crazy

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