Apple Pin
While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, Jim noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. He asked one nurse what the pin signified. "Nothing," she said …
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Diamonds
Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift-wrapped box. "It's my wife's birthday tomorrow," Doug said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday." "And???" Bill asked. "Well, she …
Plajă
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Last Words
"What happened to you?" asked the bystander of the man lying on the sidewalk outside of the beauty parlor. The man shook his head groggily and rubbed his bruised chin. "Last thing I remember was my wife came …
Life of Animals
Little Johnny and his little sister are reading the book "Life of Animals". Suddenly, they jump from the couch and run to their grandmother. "Grandma, grandma, can you have children?" they asked. "Oh my dear, of course not." …